Another bear ate my homework (diary)

There was another bear in the now unmade bed 

and scaffolds representing a bridge 

i was supposed to rebuild from 

My hat To my head.

clearly violated by the spokesperson

Of yesterday’s coal swept onto the 

piles Of Pillow talks of Peruvians 

As pharaohs cigar seals don’t fit 

the Black Forest paw.


Another bear ate my home work 

For my homework I berated other bears 

In foreign languages.


As we sat talking over the finer points of 

Nitrous oxide and making animal ballons

Whilst waiting for crotchet cactus to flower 

On black board bathroom floor. 


A taxi awaited until after nine agreements

We’re Signed off over scent marking 

Whilst visiting the Alps.