Feather chemist.

Gender bending chemists were advising 

Those that wish to drown a penny could 

Bring safe passage like how to select 

a feathered duck that doesn’t sneeze

And said blasphemy that’s phlegm.

Would you lend me the quill I need 

To write a message to your Gods in the 

condensation Of failing heated window.

automatic barometer whilst captivating 

There call girls peeping from behind curtains 

as for taking things further 

I told the therapist go swallow its own 

Slide rule bone.