Juryonnaise.

For shunning your penned study’s 

and exhibiting your pent up aggression 

your be taken to the temperate house 

to count imported Sevillan oranges 

Somewhere in the world is a hidden 

Lion called Mayonnaise and as jurors 

Are out searching the reclusive 

magnetic emporium that polarity states 

staring them down the riddiculed curls.

Will result in vowel ending insults