Nodding dog.

accepting criticism with the audio off 

form guide on the fold down arm 

failing to lip read the mainstream as 

fuck off is mouthed by the nodding dog 

whom had his neck adjusted during 

the toilet break whilst there’s a sales pitch 

And missed out on the three pack french string vests 

and the vault of ticondairy martial arts seem full 

as is the custom a hound called tenterhooks 

at hand for translation