Poster campaign.

He sailed away searching for spokes with easel 

Traveling the oceans poles of the noun world

And barely ever spoke but for a Raleigh 

Commercial for two speed bikes 

for kids in flares ohm last aired and doing 70

with a tag line of your Always look debonair 

with a feather in your hair or a beret on your head

He made it back from Panama with a new quack quack 

A hat a egg and a baker a touch light of a telephone 

With a recipe for pirate plum sauce and more

Romantic novels than you could ever read

To put on as play of truth or dare at the globe

When he was just sent around for a tooth brush 

and a cure for a polishers knee.